The Toronto Maple Left's

What is wrong with the Toronto Maple Leafs? One doesn't have enough time or article space to fully explain it all, however, one could simply say the Leafs main problems stem from continuously going left.

The ability to score has LEFT
Players with true desire have LEFT
True grit has LEFT
Driving to the net has LEFT
Sacrificing the body has LEFT
Skill that some players have had has LEFT
Hitting the net has LEFT
Finding players who are open has LEFT
Scoring goals has LEFT
Taking pride in wearing the jersey has LEFT
Having a hockey heart has LEFT
As a fan, thinking they will win the game has LEFT
The chance to make the playoffs has LEFT
Maybe the only chance is if the fat cats in the seats will LEAVE

Who knows what the answers truly are. One thing is true, until they acquire a player or two who are really skilled combined with actual heart, nothing will ever change. Perhaps Gilmore, Roberts or maybe Sittler could lace them up for us once again. Even at their age they would give us something more entertaining to not only watch but perhaps put some heart back into this once prideful but now quite embarrassing franchise.