Poor Tiger Woods. He didn't realize, like in the Seinfeld episode, there are those who don't appreciate "double dipping". What a fool.

Why do these people choose to get married? Is it for the endorsements..the image, you know, Husband, Father..family man. It truly is ridiculous. They always get caught, praise their wife and hire the very expensive Public Relations firm to make it all better. Oh, and yes, call the Jeweler.