A few sample Twits from TheGriper on Twitter

brookeburke just finished Pilates, stop the presses. Perhaps crunches are next, stay tuned

fantasia reality show = fantasia needs money = anyone who watches is a sucker

@britneyspears you have kids?

@GriperGroupie what can I tell ya, my take on George Clooney: he's the Rock Hudson of our time.

@perezhilton pass it on - Sorry Kara, it just doesn't work. You may be an "Artist" but you have to go.